There were 27 athletes that qualified for state and 8 school records broken.
School Records
100m- 13.66 Camille Cassidy
200m- 28.22 Camille Cassidy
4x200m Relay- 1:55.66 Grace Bonafede, Rebekah Churchill, Cady Contreras, Torreyana Sanguinetti
Shot Put- 30' 11.25" Sabrina Ronato
Discus- 105' .5" Cali Benton
Shot Put- 50' .75" Chase Johnson
Triple Jump- 39' 3.5" Michael Patrick
State is this weekend at Carson High School, come and support our athletes as the compete for a state title!
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